so there was this deck of cards, right

[lexicality]

Jessica's house is cute. Lexi could see doing a lot of her homework here, listening to the calming chatter of gossip and getting help from Jessica on math (Bella's no help there) and helping Jessica on English. Forks isn't so bad. She doesn't mind the rain as much as Bella does.

Jessica goes to pee before they even start their assignment, after just introducing Lexi to her mom and dad as "one of Chief Swan's kids", and Lexi doesn't want to do work by herself or she wouldn't have come over in the first place. She sits on the couch and plunks her bag down and waits. There's a random deck of cards over there; she picks it up and flips through it. She's been trying to learn to bridge-shuffle.

Comments

[incanted]

"Has to be close to one atmosphere of pressure - not sure how close - and within a certain temperature range and have oxygen and nothing toxic in the atmosphere and not be too full of radiation and have enough room in my landing spot for me to physically fit. Ideally it would also not blind or deafen me with excess light or noise or tear me apart with wind or projectiles or anything like that. I probably don't want to trust my life to my ability to list those sorts of things completely. What about 'has humans present' - or, no, if I can't do a nonrandom one I might never get home again, right?"

[cardistry]

"I don't have a random dimensional transfer spell that'll teleport to somewhere with humans," he says. "Doesn't mean one doesn't exist. I wonder if you could make a shield that'll cover for the environmental stuff? I bet you could."

[incanted]

"Do you think I'd have to come up with an exhaustive list of 'environmental stuff' or is magic smart enough to cover for little gaps?"

[cardistry]

"I think a shield could cover for the little gaps much better than a random dimensional transfer," he explains.

[incanted]

"And I guess I could stress-test it against some conditions by hopping to, like, Antarctica, or the upper atmosphere, where I can teleport or fly out if I have sudden reason to regret my decision. What's my mana recovery rate like?"

[cardistry]

"Well, you're not back up to what you had before the fight yet," he says, "but you probably will be by tomorrow."

[incanted]

"Can you by any chance express that in terms of a percentage or made-up units of some kind?"

[cardistry]

"I could if I'd been paying more attention. If I see what your full mana level's like and remember it, then I can start talking in percentages."

[incanted]

"Well, hopefully you'll still be here tomorrow when it's back up to baseline," Bella says. "I'll try to avoid doing any but the most critical-to-supervise experiments till then. Much as I'd like to just draw a barrier around myself and go flying just for fun."

[cardistry]

He giggles.

"I'll stay the night," he promises.

[incanted]

"Thanks!" She peers at her notebook. "Any tips on figuring out healing spells?"

[cardistry]

"No idea," says Brilliance. "Never tried one."

[incanted]

"Okay, but generally, what could go wrong if I start groping around blindly there, am I going to wind up giving people I'm trying to help diseases or killing them or whatever or will it just not work if I don't have it right?"

[cardistry]

"It might do something weird but it won't do something harmful unless you mean it to," he says. "I think."

[incanted]

"What does 'weird' mean here?"

[cardistry]

"Weird," he says. "Unpredictable. Unexpected."

[incanted]

"I didn't -" She sighs, and stops, and says, "I would like examples, if you can think of some."

[cardistry]

"I've never seen a healing spell go wrong and I have no idea what it would look like, I just know that if you're trying to heal, you're not going to accidentally blast somebody's head off or something."

[incanted]

"I'm sort of concerned about, like - cancer. If I want to grow an amputated hand back it seems like a related, but in fact harmful, effect, might be some kind of cancer."

[cardistry]

"...I'm not sure," says Brilliance. "I don't really know how you biological people are put together."

[incanted]

"Badly," says Bella dryly. "The rest of you was shaped like a dude..." This isn't on her priority list, but Brilliance said he'd stay overnight; she can relax a little.

[cardistry]

"Yeah," he says. "I have three forms; that's the one with the highest power output. But it's just shaped like a dude, it doesn't really work like one."

[incanted]

"How come we were able to beat it up if it's higher-power, was I just contributing that much mana or something?"

[cardistry]

"The control program wasn't really meant to run all my functions by itself," he says. "Without me in there it was kind of stupid. I think it was having a hard time deciding between killing us first and blowing up the planet first, so it couldn't really manage either one."

[incanted]

"It was smart enough to possess my twin," mutters Bella.